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Chat Up Lines

Are you having trouble on the pull?? Do you always get turned down?? Well 2SG is here to help with our selection of chat up lines to get you started.
If i flip a coin and it lands heads, i call you, if it lands tails, you call me!

Hi, I have been watching you dance over there for a while now, and to be honest, your terrible, let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it.

I love you, what your name?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

It's 50 % chance that we have sex tonight. What! I want to, do you?

Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!

Why you have the whitest teeth I have ever cum across.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you are single and have a weak heart!

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

Hi, I'm hard are you wet?

I bet you look great naked.

Do you know what a man with a 12 inch dick has for breakfast? No! Well I have Bacon and Eggs!

I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?

What time do you get off and how?

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized!

Fuck me if i'm wrong, but are you Elvis?

Are you religious? Good, well I am the answer to your prayers.

I have a two-minute recovery time.

What is a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

I am conducting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples.

Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you.

What's the main export of brazil ? Coffee? Yeah OK, my place or yours?

How are you getting home? Well bend over and I'll drive you home!

Were they expensive? What? Those diamonds for eyes!

They call me summer, I'm a long time cumming, but when I cum I'm HOT.

I'll eat you into a coma, ..... And than I'll Fuck you out of it

Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.

Who stole them for you)? What? The stars in your eyes.

Hey baby, wanna see my elephant

Do you want to dance? Yes! Good, go on then, so I can talk to your pretty friend!

Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven!

Can I have my heart back now please?

Now, you have tried the, rest, time for Simply the Best.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my own garden forever.

I don't want to know your name, just fuck me!

Can I buy you your last drink? Why is it going to be my last drink? Cause after that, I am taking you home.

Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life!

Excuse me Didn't I meet you at the party my friends threw for me when I won the lottery?

I am conducting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples.

Hey baby, want to go check out the shocks in my new BMW?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

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