This girl,
who's name I can't tell
I would but she really did smell
Cos she smell like weewee
Taking out this girls really not easy
Got a saggy bumper and her face look mash
Look like she goy in a serious car crash
I had a bet with Bernard Nash
He said get a piece of that and I'll give
you some cash
Acted on the double, acted on the dash
Even got the girl and a itchy red rash
Went to the doctor and I said whats that
Move away from me I don't wanna this move
back
What dic tell me again
He tried tell me she pumped bare man
Sure son you're not number one
She's been infected by the boys from the bum
I said oh no
He said homo
And 20 minutes later I had to go
I said to the doctor what the fuck should
I do
He said I'm only buggin, it ain't true
It's just a heat rash, you silly moo
But check that its fresh before you start
bugging
Check before you start all the kissing and
the hugging
The moral of the story is written in the line
Look before you leap, before you wine and
dine
If you don't know you better get to know
Rock with the riddim better go with the
flow
1,2,3 and away we go
And let me hear the horns and whistles em
blow
PSGs on the microphone
And listen to the riddim I'm a rock you
to the bone
All you have to do is move
So get up and move and jump to the groove
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