2SG have provided you with some Funny Text Messages. These range from "This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!" to things like "Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry..I'm sure science will come up with something to help you."


I asked God 4 a Flower he gave me a garden I asked 4 a tree he gave a forest I asked 4 a river he gave me an Ocean I asked 4 an ANGEL he gave me YOU	How do you occupy an idiot? press down How do you occupy an idiot? press up	Roses are red, violence are blue, Someone like you belongs to the zoo! Don't be mad, don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly to!

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass, But u my friend can kiss my ass!	little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.	!!News flash!! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

[] this is a box ... wanna see whats inside the box ... ... ... tough shit get your own fukin box	Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!	SOME1 MISSES U NEEDS U WORRIES ABOUT U WANTS 2B WITH U ...................................& IT AINT ME U CUNT!

You think Im a bitch, but Im actually quite pleasant, until Im awake!	We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never tired always alert..... I love my job as a security guard	A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oopz! i miss "U"

In case of fire read this message.. ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!	There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Tanya it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.	Press down if u miss me... IM SO TOUCHED! ur just 2 sweet ok u can stop ;) still pressing down? u really miss me huh? I miss u2

uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime wiv me, how do u plead?	whats the difference between divorce and circumcision? with divorce U get rid of the whole prick!!	Baby please lay and let me pray then I'll make u sway.We can do it in the bath, even on a path. FUCK that lets do it and just have a laugh

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!	I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!	BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.	I saw u staring out from da window..ur eyes..ur face..ur so adorable..i couldn't resist myself & started signing...HOW MUCH IS THT DIGGY IN DA WINDOW...	A Cat & Rooster Walking Near A Pool. Cat Falls In Rooster Starts Laughing, The Moral Of The Story Is...Where There Is A Happy Cock There Is A Wet Pussy!

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure sience will come up with something to help you.	Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping. But it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!	Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£ Let's play? Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a: A.Prick B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50? phone a friend? RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

Why is a man like a hard wooden floor?? You lay them once and then you can walk all over them for ever!!!	Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together...............................Who? Your bum cheeks!!	At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

A G0OD FRIEND, IS LIKE A GO0D BRA.... HARD 2 FIND, C0MF0RTABLE, SUPP0RTIVE, PREVENTS U FR0M FALLING,HOLDS U TIGHT,AND ALWAYS CLOSE 2 UR HEART...UR MY BRA xxx	U are a... B.I.T.C.H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Honest r u smiling now?	UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

Gawd i have found two identical objects a perfect match! My ARSE and YOUR FACE	What happened 2 the bloke who injected himself with curry? He went into a korma!!	I'm at da police station, they caught me & filed a case agaist me. I'm fucked cos da evidence is very clear, they are charging me wid "POSESSION OF A CUTE SMILE!" HaHa!

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